I want someone provocative and talkative, but it’s so hard when you’re shallow as a shower.

I’m getting to the point in life where i’m starting to question what I want, need and should do. Theres so much stuff that people don’t know about me, so i’m going to write a list of facts about me that you probs don’t know.

  1. My happy song is Staind-Outside, it reminds me of old times.
  2. My shoe size is 5 and I have awkward feet.
  3. Sometimes I walk like a weirdo, my feet go all weird and sometimes I just fall down.
  4. The song that makes me think about my life is  The Used- The taste of ink.
  5. I’m fat but it doesn’t bother me.
  6. I moan about things but never change things.
  7. I love the colour green
  8. My lucky numbers 3 and I hate the number 5.
  9. I touch wood constantly.
  10. I fear my family dying.
  11. I have sick thoughts constantly and it’s not nice.
  12. There is a side of me that no one really knows about.
  13. I hate mess.
  14. I have a iPhone that never gets signal, yet I continue to pay the £35 a month.
  15. I feel like I’m not “deep” like everyone else seems to be.
  16. I don’t like alcohol but love the feeling of being drunk.
  17. There is a spirit in my house, no one believes me you’d be surprised.
  18. I never really tell anyone my problems.
  19. I sugarcoat everything.
  20. I am most happiest with my little boy.
  21. I look at Alfie and I melt inside.
  22. My favourite food is cheese & onion pasties.
  23. I’ve always wanted to work in a coffee shop, but I don’t like the smell.
  24. Money is nothing to me.
  25. I always feel the need to make other people feel better about theirselves.
  26. I’ve never been on a proper date.
  27. I download albums but only listen to the songs I know.
  28. I bath more than I should do.
  29. My hair falls out in clumps because I dye it so much, I bleach it on average every 3 weeks.
  30. I’ve never had a group of friends because I don’t feel like I need a lot of friends.
  31. I have an obsession with candle wax and incent sticks.
  32. I dread getting older.
  33. I hate eating meat and get upset over the guilt, but I love the taste.
  34. I’m very child like and playful at times.
  35. I love to hear people sing and play guitar.
  36. I love horror films.
  37. I would love someone to write a song about me.
  38. I don’t like wearing clothes at all.

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