99 problems, but a bitch aint one.

So after going to bed at 6am this morning and waking up to a text from Ben at 8 telling me to phone 02 as my normal monthly £35 contract was £120, I’ve never gone over before so assumed it was a mistake and it was, it was my mistake, I had indeed gone over by £85 from phone calls, I get 10 free hours and id doubled it. Yeah, ridiculous that I didn’t notice yeah? but regardless I didn’t know and at 20p a minute, well what do you expect?

I’m kind of now wondering where these 20+ hours of phone calls in one month have gone? I mean ive had conversations that have gone on from midnight to around 5am, but that’s only 5 hours? where’s the other 15? I’m clueless, I really am. However, I’ve never gone over before, not once so I know for a fact that my £120 iphone bill would be a one-off.

I do suggest you all come to my funeral though, as Ben literally is going to kill me. Eek. He’s so angry at me, mostly because he now can’t go to Callums house, but I’ll be honest, I don’t care. He’s lost so much in the past, phones, weekly bus tickets etc that it doubles, no triples my phone bill. I don’t know whats wrong with him recently but he’s a nasty piece of work. I thought this break up was going to be a civilised one for Alfie’s sake, but clearly not, the more lies he tells about me the more I wonder why I bothered in the first place, it would be nice if he could man up and take responsibility for his actions, for what he’s done and why we broke up, but he wont, he’ll carry on blaming me for it all, it’s just a shame he didn’t love his family enough to change and keep us together. Theres plenty more fish in the sea?

Oh and one thing, don’t wear black to my funeral, it’s depressing.