As a Facebook addict, I love reading through the “likes” pages, liking so many of them a day, I like to like. It seems to have gone from “LOLjk” to “that awkward moment …” Although I did copy and paste, I didn’t spell check it and the spelling is bad, likes seem to either be funny or true. So these are my favourite:
daughter : ” hey mum me and my boyfriend are just going to my room. ”
mum : ” ok dont do anything stupid ”
* mum hears her daughter screaming ”BAABBY BAABBY BAABBYY OOHHHH” !! *
* mum rushes up stairs *
mum : ”what are you doing !!?!??!!”
daughter : ”get out mum we are having sex !!.”
mum : ”ohhh thank god, i thought you were listening to justin bieber.”
That spider is more scared than you are!” ……………………………. OH REALLY?! DID IT TELL YOU THAT?
Today, I decided that I want to be a ninja when I grow up. I Googled “Ninja School” to see where I can be professionally trained in the art. I followed a link that said Ninja School, and the page could not be found. Well played, Ninja School.
The embarrassment when you walk out of the house and have to go back in to change, because you realise that you’re just too sexy for your shirt
You think reading Shakespeare is hard? Imagine the poor people in a couple of hundred years time, who will be reading ” So, like, I was like maaate I’m gonna shank yuu so ard bruv! and den Tairone was like “you havin’ a bubble,” and I was like “No mate, are you thick doe! but Shanesse was like OMG doe, Actual LOL innit! because she got a text from Brandon who said that Christa was like, on the chunder train after downing a whole bottle of Voddy and Strongy B…….”
Blanket on, too hot. Blanket off, too cold. One leg out, perfect, until the awkward moment when the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs it.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie… and when it’s about to start…….. BOOOOOM, Human giraffe sits in front of you
sibling Property Rules
If I like it, its mine.
If im holding it, its mine.
If i can take it from you, its mine.
If i had it a little while ago, its mine.
If im chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.
If it it just looks like mine, its mine.
If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
If its broken, its yours.
I swear Mario is a hobo. He wakes up everyday in the same clothes, runs around in sewers, and collects coins. To buy what? MUSHROOMS.
The awkward moment when you think you’re doing really well in Mario Kart and then realize you’ve been looking at the wrong screen.
Learn Chinese in 5 minites! (say it out loud ;D )
1. Thats not right
(Sum Ting Wong)
2. See me ASAP
(Kum Hia Nao)
3. Small horse
(Tai Ni Po Ni)
4. You need a facelift
(Chin tu fat)
5. I thought you were on a diet
(Wai Yu Mun Ching)
6. He”s cleaning the car
(Wa Shing Ka)
7. Your body odour is offensive
(Yu Stin Ki Pu)
8. This is a tow away zone
(No Pah King)
(Fa Kin Su Pah)